O ne particularly busy morning, I found myself in the Burger King drive-thru ordering their Egg-Normous Breakfast Burrito. As I took that first bite of the warm, cheese-filled wra ...

It's an elongated hamburger bun with all the sogginess and disappointment that buns are heir to — a bun devoutly to be wished away. The sickly yellow egg is gelatinous and tastes of complete ...